Monday, August 29, 2005

The Perfect Tabloid Story

Here we are.

"For f***s sake, what the f*****g f**k is f*****g going on here, you f***ers? This f****ng country is going to the f****ng dogs. for f***s sake!" as one one redtop editor was heard to exclaim.*

It's not nearly as bad as it sounds. It is just an acceptance of something which will continue to happen whether the Daily Mail likes it or not. It's also a novel and original attempt to actually do something constructive about it. And it's certainly a far better idea that continually bemoaning the appalling state of the nation as compared to an entirely mythical "good old days" version of the same.

*Allegedly. OK, I made it up.

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