Monday, August 29, 2005

Join Us

Pressure had been mounting as European leaders struggle to come to terms with the EU clothes mountain. Experts warn that a severe shortage of clothing in EU countries is threatening to cause widespread unrest across the whole of the EU. I am, therefore, delighted to be able to announce the launch of a bold new strategy.

Wise words there from the pants squirrel messenger, I'm sure you'll agree. Who will join us? Less guns, more pants! Less guns, more pants...

Right, that should offend just about everyone I agree with. Satire can be a cruel mistress.

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