This is someone who came into politics to soak the rich and ban the bomb but ever since then he has been sucking up to the rich and dropping bombs.Well I never. Whatever your politics, you have to admit that it's a pretty good line.
Blair's often accused of being a Tory in a red cape (indeed, Cameron does just that here). Could it be that the leftie's have got their revenge by infiltrating the upper echelons of the Conservative Party with a die hard "red under the bed"? A Conservative criticising someone for sucking up to the rich surely gives the game away. A real Tory would never criticise such a noble endeavour, after all.
Cameron's secret socialism must be exposed. Tony Blair must urgently direct MI5 to investigate this matter. Perhaps they could also arrange for him to take a one way trip to North Korea, somewhere I'm sure he'd feel right at home.
The just in case disclaimer: this is satire (or at least an attempt at it).
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