That Friday Feeling

The Scum reports on some breaking news:

COPS are desperately hunting FIVE HUNDRED foreign prisoners set free from mental hospitals, it was sensationally revealed yesterday.

The shock figure — on TOP of the 1,019 who have been released from jails without being booted out of Britain — sparked uproar last night.

Reid alluded to this in the vaguest of terms in his written statement on Tuesday but the details behind his weasel words were not revealed until yesterday. A Friday.

I bet you're completely taken aback that this embarrassing news wasn't made public till Friday afternoon. I mean, what are the chances of that happening?

Now, because of the incompetence of the Home Office, they'll undoibtedly launch a reactionary witchhunt for mentally ill people. We're so lucky to have a progressive government in this country...

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