I only just noticed this important news from last week via a letter in my local newspaper. Apparently, Sir Cliff Richard feels sorry for Tony Blair. In an interview with the Guardian, the perennial young one has finally revealed why he first decided to let Blair stay at his home in Barbados:

The idea was to do a good deed for someone doing a terrible job.

See Tony, even your friends think you're shit! Why don't you do us all a favour and piss right off!

Sorry, sorry, couldn't resist. Carry on.

Tags: News, Politics, Tony Blair