Monday, July 11, 2005

Late Night Photo Chopping

Here are some pictoral messages for the worlds most elusive man.

Chicken!
Run away!
Yellow!
Brave Sir Osama!

As it's the middle of the night early in the morning my ability to judge the worth of these is somewhat diminished but I think the message is clear enough.

On a serious note it's probably not sensible to attribute blame for the London Bombings until the necessary investigations have been carried out. I think we can all agree that Osama is a chicken shit bastard though.

Cosmetically Challenging

I've made a new banner for the blog. I really haven't decided if it's an improvement.
I do like to mess around with the Gimp though. Free PS software? Splendid!

I've also added a wee bit of self promotion to the "about me" section in the sidebar. Well, I just couldn't resist.

Update - more random thoughts.
It looks like T in the Park rocked as usual. Nice weather too (which is much less usual). I haven't been for a few years now but I've got lots of good, if rather vague memories of Balado. Next year I'm going.
I've been watching the highlights on BBC 2 Scotland. Green Day headlined the main stage on Sunday but they wouldn't allow the BBC to film any of their set. This is the first time I've ever heard of this happening. Apparently it's because they've got a DVD coming out shortly. Tossers American Idiots.

The Press and Journal website has been misbehaving this week. The search function returns a "null" result for every search I've tried. In the interest of scientific research I wonder if someone else could try a couple of searches and let me know if they have the same problem.

I did say was going to post something about me and my failure to attend the G8 protests but I'm just not in the mood for baring my soul this weekend. I will get round to it soon though.

Another update - did I really write "random thoughts" in this post?
I'll get me coat...
Here's an extra link (via Boing Boing) by way of apology. London laughs in the face of danger.

Sunday, July 10, 2005

The Good Bits

Tim Worstall has prepared Britblog Roundup 21 for your reading pleasure. Lots of good stuff this week.

Curious Leakage

The BBC reports that a "pull out" plan for Iraq has been leaked to the Mail on Sunday (via CY). Here's the article in the Mail on Sunday.
A secret paper written by Defence Secretary John Reid for Tony Blair reveals that many of the 8,500 British troops in Iraq are set to be brought home within three months, with most of the rest returning six months later.
The leaked document, marked Secret: UK Eyes Only, appears to fly in the face of Mr Blair and President Bush's pledges that Allied forces will not quit until Iraq's own forces are strong enough to take control of security...
The Ministry of Defence last night confirmed the leaked document was genuine. Mr Reid said: "This is but one of a number of papers produced over recent months covering various scenarios. We have made it plain we will stay in Iraq for as long as is needed. No decisions on the future of UK forces have been taken.
Interesting.
And as Justin points out, it's a curious time for a leak of this sort. No decision has been taken but the idea has been leaked to the media by someone. A government toe in the water of public opinion?
I seem to remember that the House of Commons was used for holding debates like this at one time. I could be wrong.

Anyway, here's the memo in full.
There seems to be very little mention of the quality of life of ordinary Iraqi's. I'm sure it is the number one priority though. The Defence Secretary summarizes US pressure:
US political military thinking is still evolving. But there is a strong US military desire for significant force reductions to bring relief to overall US commitment levels.
Mr Reid also gives us an insight into the important factors weighing on his own mind.
Looking further ahead, we have a clear UK military aspiration to hand over to Iraqi control...
This in turn should lead to a reduction in the total level of UK commitment in Iraq...
This should lead to an estimated halving in the costs which fall to the reserve, around £1 billion per annum currently.
Money money money, must be funny...
Ordinary Iraqi's are the number one priority though.

Saturday, July 09, 2005

Pastor Get Medieval

A Peterhead pastor has been found guilty of attacking a car with a baseball bat. He was provoked by a gang of youths into eventually smashing the windscreen while they were still in the car. It is a very rare occassion when I'm tempted to quote from the Bible. How about I quote from Pulp Fiction instead?
Ezekiel 25:17.
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.
The pastor has been forced to resign his position at the Peterhead Pentecostal Christian Zion Tabernacle Church.
*Ahem* Sounds like a perfectly sensible organisation to me.

So, does anyone think that the baseball ball weilding badass pastor is representative of all Christians? Anyone think this demonstrates that Christianity is an inherently violent religion?

Inside the Ring of Steel

Make Poverty History have responded to the G8 Communique. Here's an exclusive behind the scenes look at what really went on inside the Gleneagles Hotel*.

Inside the G8

*This sentence actually has a very tenuous connection to the truth. Apologies for yet another of my photoshop experiments. This one actually took a wee while so I had to share it.

Edit: Smaller version to fit the page. Larger version here if you're interested.

Friday, July 08, 2005

Reaction

Nosemonkey has news of a pledge.
Anyone who's in the London area will probably want to sign it.

Some other reactions:
Oscar Wildebeest.
Green Fairy.
Kathy F.

Update
Bloggerheads on reaction from the Murdoch empire. You want evil...

Business as Usual

The G8 summit has concluded.
"The people have roared but the G8 has whispered," said Kumi Naidoo, chair of the Global Call to Action against Poverty.
Some progess has been made but not nearly enough. The next key prospect for progress is in December at the World Trade Organisation.
Mr Blair said trade discussions in Hong Kong later this year should yield an end date to agricultural subsidies.
These agricultural subsidies are a huge barrier to development in many poor countries. As I see it, the left and the right are agreed that they should be scrapped. Public pressure must continue if real progress is to be made.

The BBC has also put the G8 Gleneagles Communique online (pdf). I've not had a chance to look at it yet. Just flagging that it's there.

Blatant Soliciting

The Incitement to Religious Hatred bill goes to the vote on Monday. I'd like to let my MP know what people think about this bill. Your participation is humbly requested.

Thursday, July 07, 2005

I didn't vote for her

Is this the most idiotic statement in the history of the "war" on terror? Leader of the House of Lords Baroness Amos, on Question Time, rejected Morgan Tsvangirai's suggestion that international terrorism is unacceptable but that it should be fought partly by dealing with the wider global issues. Apparently this isn't possible because there are no ideological motives behind these new international terrorist activities.
"We are dealing with terrorism, pure and simple."
It's just so bad I'm struggling to compose my thoughts. Ffs, this is a Cabinet minister saying this. Please tell me this isn't government policy.
Anyway, there's a post about terrorism brewing at the moment. I think I have a title.

It's not the first time Baroness Amos has shocked me though. I remember an appearance on Newnight back when reporters were still asking when we were going to find all those WMD in Iraq (I think about six months after "major combat operations ended"). When pressed, the Baroness said that what with keeping order, and feeding the population, and restoring electritity supplies, and what not, the search for WMD were no longer a priority.

No longer a priority? Tons and tons of poison gases, anthrax, radioactive materials and god knows what else.
It seemed an absolutely extraordinary statement at the time and I still don't understand it.

*Straps on TinFoil Hat*
It occured to me that the statement only made sense if she knew something we didn't.
*Removes TinFoil Hat*

I suspect that she just wasn't making sense. It's a suprisingly easy thing to do.

Bombs in London

BBC report.
Bloggerheads.
Europhobia.
Guardian News Blog.
Flickr Photostream.

An al-Quaida-related organisation has claimed responsibility.

Update
BBC report.
UK Foreign Secretary Jack Straw said the bombings had "the hallmarks of an al-Qaeda-related attack".
Reading around a few blogs, it looks like Londoners have reacted in true British fashion with a "fuck you Mr Terrorist", and have tried to keep things as normal as possible. Lots of people seem to have gone down the pub. In fact, perfect spots a meme. I'm not from London but it seems appropriate:

London Pride

Too right.

Lost is Lost

Anyone know what's happened to Lost in Westminster?
Doctorvee wants to know too.
Could it be another Whitehall whitewash?

Anyway, I hope he's not in trouble or anything.

There's danger on the edge of town

The Scottish Sun have a photo of a chinook helicopter on the front page today (not online, but in England they're still going on about some game they've won or something). The helicopter was used yesterday to transport police reinforcements to trouble spots around Gleaneagles. I've said it before, but I don't think this sort of violent direct action is useful here.

Anyway, the S.Sun provides an example of what I mean. The photo of the military helicopter isn't enough, more propaganda is required. Gordon Brewer reported on Newsnight Scotland that the accompanying S.Sun article refered to yesterday's violence at Gleneagles and drew comparisions with the Vietnam War (military helicopter = Vietnam connection, y'see).

Update

I've seen the front page of todays Scottish Sun and there are not one but two references to Vietnam. These are from memory, as I obviously didn't buy it.
Byline (or sub headline or whatever it's called): 'Vietnam' airlift for Police...
Article: In scenes reminiscent of Vietnam...
Update ends.

Yes, the Vietnam War, in which millions of South-East Asians were killed. (The figures are disputed but then we all know how careful the US military gets when it comes to counting civilian casualties. We do know that 58,226 US military personel were killed.)

Yes, the Vietnam War, in which US troops murdered 300 - 500 unarmed civilians at My Lai. Here's a photo of the aftermath of that massacre.

Yes, the Vietnam War photographed here, and here, and here, and here.

Yes, the Vietnam War, with the faulty exit strategy:
The goal was to gradually build up the South Vietnamese Army so that it could fight the war on its own. This policy became the cornerstone of the so-called "Nixon Doctrine". As applied to Vietnam, the doctrine was called "Vietnamization". The stated goal of Vietnamization was to enable the South Vietnamese army to increasingly hold its own against the NLF and the North Vietnamese Army. The unstated goal of Vietnamization was that the primary burden of combat would be returned to ARVN troops and thereby lessen domestic opposition to the war in the U.S.
That sounds strangely familiar.

Anyway, the Vietnam War is what the S.Sun is apparently comparing yesterday's disturbances to.

Yesterday, less than 200 people were arrested. 29 policemen were injured, none of them seriously. No-one was napalmed.

Wednesday, July 06, 2005

Shrub Crash

Lot's of serious stuff going on today.

On the other hand...
Before attending the banquet, President Bush received treatment for minor injuries sustained when he collided with a police officer during a bike ride around the Gleneagles estate.
You know, falling off your bike is a bit like learning to ride a bike. Once you know how, you never forget. Perhaps an alternative form of two wheeled transport is in order.
Then again, perhaps not.

Update: Tim has more.

Big John

It's not often these days that our great leader allows his deputy out on his own. Due to Tony's very busy schedule (saving the world and organising games and stuff), Prescott has had to take DPMQs. I recommend watching the video to fully appreciate the DPMs performance. Given my problems with language, perhaps I shouldn't comment but, I mean, is he really second in charge of the country? It's like listening to an accident. You know you shouldn't, but somehow you just can't tear yourself away.
My highlight:
...but it is, I think, of great importance to all of us to see the maximization of people voting on these issues is increased...
Crystal.
Someone at Hansard's going to have to transcribe the whole thing.
I'm sure I speak for everyone when I say that I hope there is some sort of fiscal renumeration in the form of a Prescott Bonus paid to the employee of Hansard who has to undertake so difficult a task as this within the time frame specified by his or her employer and by society as a whole so as to provide the valuable public service that New Labour has introduced and which has improved two and a half thousand percent since the Conservative...

Fair and Balanced

The Scotsman has a splendid front page today.
Stay in your home!

As the small caption at the bottom says, this is a photo of Darfur survivors burning a replica hut in protest at the international community's lack of action. The accompanying article, headlined Battle lines drawn for Gleneagles siege: G8 protestors pledge blockade as leaders arrive for summit, doesn't actually refer to this protest. Neither do pages 2 - 7. In fact, it appears you've got to go back to May 3rd to find reference to Darfur in a Scotsman article.
It is an ecovative image though.

(Not stricly related but it turns out that I've not been able to attend any of the protests. I have a lame excuse but it's a bit long winded. It's also all about me. As such, I'll leave it for the weekend. As a few kind readers may know, I tend to ramble on then anyway.)

Going for Gold

London is to host the Olympic Games in 2012. Forgive me if I don't jump for joy but from where I live, London is just as far away as Paris. Quite a surprise though.

Btw, Tony Blair lobbying in Singapore in the run up to the G8 summit? Public relations opportunity or hard work behind the scenes to save lives and the planet?

It's only a game Tony. The clue's in the name.

Update
From the above, people might think I wanted Paris to win. I should clarify. I'm pretty ambivalent about this one way or the other.

David Beckham reacts to the news on BBC News 24:
"It's hard to put into words."
Quite.

John Sopel in Paris
The stage that was supposed to play out the celebratory party is being dsismantled. It was a surreal moment of shock when the result came through and while most people have left there has been a gaggle of people locked in an argument ever since. Was it all politics, were there other issues and they're trying to explain conspiracy theories to each other. When Trafalgar Square was shown on the big screen everyone started booing and it's hard to broadcast as people left outside the Hotel de Ville are very upset.
This, just before he was drowned out by a booing French mob. Not long after, cut to crowd in Trafalgar Square chanting "Are you watching, Jacques Chiraq?"
A worthy tribute to Nelson, I'm sure you'll agree.

More French updates
Guido is in Paris and provides this photo for our amusement. You know, that really shouldn't be funny, and yet...
Also in Paris is Katie, with news of the French shrug.

Right, who thinks there'll be something unsavoury being announced by the government right now? I'm off to see if I can find out.

Tuesday, July 05, 2005

Destined for Greatness

Justin at Chicken Yoghurt has all you need to know about the G8 Justice League. Read it. That is all.

Lackey Overload

There was a discussion on The World at One today about how the government appoints chairmen to the Commons select committees (starts 24 minutes in, online till lunchtime tomorrow). Ian Gibson has lost his place as chair of the Science and Technology committee. He believes that this might be due to his criticisms of the government. Given that select committes are intended to allow backbenchers to hold the government to account, this seems more than a little odd. Criticism is, after all, part of the job.

Perhaps Ian is being overly paraniod, as he himself suggests might be the case. Well, because these appointments are agreed behind closed doors, there is no way to say for sure. What it is possible to do, courtesy of theyworkforyou, is examine the voting record of those that will chair the committees.
The government's nominees are here.

Health - Kevin Barron
Never rebels
(Analysis)

Home affairs - John Denham
Never rebels
(Analysis)

Education and skills - Barry Sheerman
Never rebels
(Analysis)

Foreign affairs - Mike Gapes
Never rebels
(Analysis)

Transport - Gwyneth Dunwoody
Quite often rebels
(Analysis)

Work and Pensions - Terry Rooney
Never rebels
(Analysis)

Office of the Deputy Prime Minister - Phyillis Starkey
Never rebels
(Analysis)

Wales - Hywel Francis
Never rebels
(Analysis)

Human rights - Andrew Dismore
Never rebels
(Analysis)

Rgulatory Reform - Andrew Miller
Never rebels
(Analysis)

That's the lot. Only one of the chairmen, Gwyneth Dunwoody, shows any sign of independent thought, and she had to fight to keep her position. Poor Ian Gibson sometimes rebels. He's out on his ear.

This is a perfect example of what is known in Number 10 as the LRC strategy (Listening and Responding to Concerns). It's apparently very effective.

News That Matters

This, from page 3 of the Press and Journal.
A New Look For Historic Torry Foghorn

Yes, the defunct foghorn has been painted. It's had three undercoats and a topcoat. I'm sure we'll all sleep safer in our beds...

Nostalgia Alert: Cheap shots aside, I'm actually glad the foghorn hasn't been demolished. I remember my Grandad telling me about the time he'd been deafened while walking past when it had sounded. As kids, we used to cycle up there just in case it went off when we were nearby. Sadly, it never did but we'd always visit one more time, just in case we got lucky.

The story also shows that Aberdeen City Council have a sense of humour. Well I never, who would have thunk it?
The Northern Lighthouse Board said in 2003 that the foghorn should be removed, partly because it had become a place for "insalubrious groups".
That argument was ridiculed by Aberdeen City Council, which claimed that such logic would lead to the demolition of all city shopping centres.
Most amusing. Well done those elected representatives.