Wednesday, June 15, 2005

Fundamentally Wrong Headed

In association with the Dubious Digressions Division

There are quite a few things I'd like to blog tonight but I haven't had the time. My trouble with blogging is that I spend a great deal of time reading posts on all types of blog on all sorts of topics. Actually, that isn't the problem. In fact, that isn't a problem at all, it's very interesting. The problem is the length of a standard Earth day. Well, it's just not long enough. I mean, look at the time. How did it get so late so quickly?

It's still not too late to write a little bit about the Incitement to Religious Hatred Bill. It seems like the government is on a hiding to nothing here. I mean, look at this:
8. Will religion be defined? Will the definition include cults?
In keeping with similar legislation, the proposals do not define the meaning of religion. “Religious hatred” is defined as “hatred against a group of people defined by their religious beliefs or lack of religious belief..."
Home Office
So, who's protected? Christians, Muslims, Scientologists, Satanists, Branch Davidians, those who believe that the world is ruled by a talking marshmallow called Gerald...
(Credit to Jim Bliss for Gerald. Jim tries to play Devils Advocate in support of the bill but can't quite bring himself to commit to the cause.)
It's a nonsense straight away. How do you define religion? Anyone? Apparently, it's going to be down to the courts. I bet that's a buck they're looking forwards to receiving. And on this one part of one paragraph, there's another problem. I'm an atheist but I don't need a law to protect my "lack of religious belief". I normally find rational thought does the job reasonably well without any need for legislation.

Jim actually gets to the heart of the problem for me though. Ultimately, religion is a personal choice. As such, it cannot be justified as an addition to the Incitement to Racial Hatred laws. There is huge difference between attacking someone for their race and attacking someone for their religious beliefs.

For example, read this email interview with Stephen Green. It's as spectacular a piece of circular reasoning as your ever likely to find. After this law is brought in, will I still be able to call him "wrong headed"? What about "sadly deluded" or "a crazy man who hears voices inside his head" or "a troublesome god-botherer"? What about "a dangerous fundamentalist nut job"?
99% of the country might agree that these are accurate representations of Mr Green's position but will it still be legal to say so after the bill becomes law? How far would I have to go before I became guilty of incitement to religious hatred? I don't really know and I'm not sure anyone else does either.

But perhaps the worst thing of all is that Mr Green and myself agree that it isn't good idea. Of course, Mr Green just wants to retain the right to attack religions other than his own. Still, even the slightest possibility of an agreement between Mr Green and myself is mildly embarrasing.
(Petition link also via mediawatchwatch.)

A Musical Tribute

Warning! Clicking on the following link will take you to an external website containing the work of clever funny people:
Doghorse and Ecletech Present a Musical Extravaganza.
(Via akatsuki)

Outstanding. I wonder if Anne has seen it?
Edit: Don't forget to visit the NO2ID campaign.

Words and Numbers

I've just watched Sir David Frost's interview with Donald Rumsfeld on Newsnight. (The programme should be available to view online for 24 hours.)

There were two answers I thought were particularly illuminating. Rumsfeld's answers are quoted exactly as spoken (to the best of my ability) but I've paraphrased Frost slightly.

On Iraq

Frost: "Do you believe the security situation in Iraq is better today than it was on the day after the war ended?"

Rumsfeld: "Well, eh, statistically no, but clearly it has been getting better as we have gone along."

On Guantanamo Bay
Frost: "Is there a chance that Guantanamo will be closed for the reasons that these Republican senators have been saying today, that it's real bad news for PR..."

Rumsfeld: "There is no question but that the phrase today "Guantanamo" has a meaning that's unfortunate."

There we have it.
Statistically, there are more attacks in Iraq than after the war ended, statistically more civilians are dying in Iraq now than a year ago, but it is clearly getting better.
And Guantanamo, well, it's just unfortunate the phrase has aquired negative connotations. Can't imagine how that happened.

You see? Words and numbers, that's all these leftie peacenik criticisms of US policies are. Just words and numbers.

Tuesday, June 14, 2005

Still MP Blogging

I've put up a new post at my Anne Begg blog. For anyone who doesn't know, Anne has been missing from the interweb for a wee while now. I'm attempting to provide the rest of her constituents with information on her activities in the meantime. And I'm doing it for free, who says Scots are mean?

Move On, Move On, Move On, Move On...

I missed the significance of this completely. Fortunately, others are more observant.

There's a post up at Chicken Yoghurt concerning another leak which appeared in the Sunday Times this weekend. It's a Cabinet Office paper from 21st July, 2002, called Iraq: Conditions for Military Action. Here's a sample:
20. Time will be required to prepare public opinion in the UK that it is necessary to take military action against Saddam Hussein. There would also need to be a substantial effort to secure the support of Parliament. An information campaign will be needed which has to be closely related to an overseas information campaign designed to influence Saddam Hussein, the Islamic World and the wider international community.
Yes, in July 2002, the Blair government was planning to "prepare public opinion" for the invasion of Iraq. And we all know how accurate the "information campaign" turned out to be.
It's worth taking the time to read the Chicken Yoghurt post in full.

Aljazeera on the interweb

A while back I mistakenly used a link to aljazeera.com thinking it was the English language website of the TV station of the same name. I later realised that I'd made a mistake and that Aljazeera.net is the official Aljazeera TV station website. Having recently checked Wikipedia, I realise that I'm not the only one to have made this mistake.

There is something odd about the aljazeera.com website but I'm not really sure what it is. I emailed aljazeera.net and they replied:
We would like to inform you that the website that you provided (aljazeera.com) does not relate to us (our English Aljazeera website.)
Aljazeera channel has only two online versions: The English website: http://english.aljazeera.net and the Arabic website: www.aljazeera.net.
I was hoping for something more about what aljazeera.com is and who operates it. Wikipedia says it is London based. The contact details are an address in Dubia. It is not connected to the aljazeera TV station. As Wikipedia points out, aljazeera.com does state this in their about us page. They don't say much else though. I wonder if anyone has any more information about aljazeera.com? I am, as so often, most curious.

Yoof Culture

This is the post I wrote yesterday. I still can't decide if it's worth posting. Ah well, I'll post it anyway. It is absolutely true, unfortunately.

Monday

Here's something which happened today which intersects this post about good deeds and this post on violence. It isn't really a good deed post, just a reflection on what might have happened. It isn't particularly positive or inspiring I'm afraid.

This evening I walked to the local shops. As usual, there were various groups of teenagers hanging around in the vicinity. I've had a couple of unpleasant conversations in such circumstances, normally due to my refusal to buy booze and fags. It doesn't really bother me unduly, I'm not easily intimidated. There is a problem with vandalism in the area and I struggle to resist the "it wasn't like this in my day" attitude (I'm 33, btw). The thing is that I've been going to this shop for 15 years and I know that it really wasn't like this 15 years ago, but I digress.

Here's what happened:
I'm walking past three boys, all around 16 or so, and one of them speaks to me just as I draw level with them. I've got on my earphones (loud) so I've got to take one out to hear what he's saying. It turns out that he's saying "fit like min?" (how are you?) and he's pretty drunk. "I'm fine, cheers" I say, smiling in a probably rather patronising way and go to walk on. He's not finished though. He offers me a gesture which looks for all the world like a Nazi salute. And then, hand still raised, he says "Salute, Salute, Salute..."

What's going on here then? (I should say that the shop is located in what is pretty much exclusively a white middle class area.) Why does this 16 year old drunken youth think it's a good idea to do this?

I've got no idea, but it doesn't seem like there's much sign of a culture of respect. So, "what was the good deed?" I hear you ask. Isn't it obvious? I didn't lamp him one. I'm sure he's none the wiser that I refrained from giving him a wee tap in the face. As I've mentioned before, I'm quite tall (6'4") and I'm not thin. It wouldn't have been difficult to subdue three drunken teenagers.

I'm joking. I don't believe violence is useful and I'm not a violent person (I'm occasionaly known as the BFG). There's no way the drunken teenagers could have known that though. If they hadn't been quite so drunk I might have asked them what they were doing but as it was I just walked on by. On a personal level, it doesn't bother me. As for what it says about society, I can't say the same.

A Day Off

I haven't really posted anything today. I did intend to blog a story in the P&J about the policing of the G8 summit but I never got round to it. Here's the key sentence:
Special anti-terror powers will enable police to jail protestors for up to seven days during the G8 summit.
The story is on the front page but it's not on the P&J website. I may yet write more on this (I've got the paper so I might scan the story and post it here for your viewing pleasure).

I've written a post about something which happened to me today but I can't decide if it's worth posting. I'll have to read it again in the cold light of whatever time I wake up tomorrow. I've also been meaning to add some more links to my blogroll. I'll get round to that shortly. I'm still on the lookout for good deeds, big or small. Oscar Wildebeest provides an excellent example. That's all for now.

Monday, June 13, 2005

National Idiocy Database

This government is planning to build a national database which contains all of our sensitive personal identity data. Sod that for a laugh. Even if I trust that they have good intentions, I can't believe they're capable of not making an absolute ar*e of the whole thing.

The NO2ID campaign have organised a new pledge at the pledgebank. I've signed it and now I'm going to pester everyone I know to do the same. Starting with you! Yes, you!*
*Only if you're a UK citizen of course.

They pack the 9, they fire it at prime time

The second slice of half baked philosophy pie
(The same warning applies.)

Last night’s episode of Doctor Who, Bad Wolf, presented a very odd sight. Actually, it presented a number of very odd sights but I’m just interested in one at the moment. It was the sight of the Doctor carrying a large and powerful looking gun. Fans of previous series will probably have experienced a slight sense of shock. I know I did. Doctor Who doesn’t use a gun, period (as our great leader might say). Anyway, it struck me that there were probably lots of younger viewers who were comforted when he picked up the weapon and completely baffled when he discarded it again. In fact, there are probably a lot of viewers who find the idea of a hero without a gun unsettling. Voila, instant cue for another woolly headed exploration of human nature and the conflicts involved in being a liberal leftie in the modern world.

Here’s my “opinion in a pot” regarding guns and violence: it’s bad, m’kay. I wouldn’t say I was a pacifist exactly. I think there are some occasions where violence is the only option. [Insert standard “I’d like to think I’d have fought against Hitler” argument here.] In my woolly headed way, I believe that we ought to constantly work towards a world where violence is never an option. I also think that violence rarely (if ever) provides a lasting solution to a problem. So that’s my starting point. Let’s see how it develops.

OK, I’m going to relate a conversation I had a wee while ago with the mother of a young child. In truth I can’t remember who I had this conversation with so I’m not being needlessly evasive when I refer to her as A.Mum. I think we might have been in a toy shop. The content of the conversation stuck in head. Paraphrasing:
Me: “I’ll never understand why parents allow their young children to play with toy guns. It doesn’t seem like a very good idea to me.”
A.Mum: “I know what you mean. It isn’t easy to resist when they’ve got their heart set on something though.”
Me: “I suppose it’s one of those occasions when parents have to set a line which just can’t be crossed.”
A.Mum: “The thing is that if they don’t have toy guns then they’ll just use pretend guns made out of sticks or whatever they can find.”
Me: “Hmm…”

Now, I think it’s fair to say that there isn’t a genetic predisposition towards pretending to own a gun. It seems that what is described above can only be accounted for in terms of nurture. I’m going to assume that A.Mum isn’t teaching her children about guns. There must be external influence acting on children which causes them to like playing with toy guns. It isn’t too much of a leap to conclude that this external influence comes from television and other forms of media. This is especially true in Britain (and many other countries) where the chances of a child coming into contact with a real gun are close to zero. So, it seems rational to assume that the media is nurturing in children a desire to play with toy guns.

This, in itself, might not be a huge problem. It’s only pretending with toy guns after all. I believe there is a problem and it relates to context. In almost all cases, television and cinema violence is portrayed as the solution to whatever problem is being addressed. Much of my thinking here is based on a chapter in the book Why Do People Hate America (which isn’t quite what the title suggests and, I’d suggest, is almost certainly worth reading). The book uses the illustration of the traditional cowboy film where every problem can be resolved with an accurately fired bullet. The gun is the ultimate symbol of justice and the good guys are always the best shot. This idea is pervasive throughout the TV and cinema output of the US and pretty much everywhere else. This is why I tend to laugh at the idea that Hollywood is full of bleeding heart liberals. If that were true, there’d be a lot less people getting shot in the films they produce (I know there are some exceptions, The Shawshank Redemption being a fine example).

I like to use Star Trek as an illustration because it’s often presented as a liberal and optimistic vision of the future, (and because Gene Roddenberry originally pitched it as “Wagon Train to the Stars”). The point is that Star Trek (especially TOS, with NG being possibly the least guilty) conforms to the traditional media stereotype portrayal of violence as the answer to problems. For all its liberal credentials, the Star Trek universe cannot escape the fact that many episodes are concluded through the judicious application of violence by the Enterprise crew. How often do the Enterprise crew beam down to a planet intentionally unarmed? Basically never (unless there is some pressing reason why they must leave there weapons behind). By default, they have weapons. By default, weapons are required. There isn’t anything liberal or optimistic about this state of affairs.

And that’s why Doctor Who stands out as being so different. He doesn’t own a gun, he never uses a gun, and he almost never becomes involved in violence. It’s worth reflecting on how many other “hero’s” you can apply this to. I can’t think of many. When the Doctor bursts into the room holding a gun, he almost immediately passes it to the people he is supposed to be threatening. He wants information and he asks for it. He attempts to understand the situation facing him. That’s the key for the Doctor, communication and comprehension (of course there’s no reasoning with the enemy who appeared at the end of Bad Wolf but this is already becoming the Sci-Fi post so lets just leave that for now). And I think it’s important that the Doctor shows that there are other ways to solve difficult problems. He is a role model of another sort. Children with sonic screwdrivers running around pretending to fix stuff sounds like a good idea to me. Children whose first instinct is to try to understand why something is the way it is. Children who want to see the best in people.

The problem is, as I’ve already said, the Doctor is very much a minority hero. The “shoot first” hero is far more pervasive and is influencing children to a greater degree. I’d argue that this is partly the reason why society continues to display violent tendencies. Children are constantly bombarded with the message that violence can always be justified if you believe you are right, that violence has few negative effects, and that violence can solve all sorts of problems. To me, this is not good.

What is the answer then? The obvious one is greater censorship of the media. I’m not a great fan of censorship. What about artistic expression? What about freedom of speech? Who decides what is acceptable (and who decides who decides)? I believe I have the right to choose for myself. I’m afraid I can’t offer a solution (perhaps I should have mentioned that in the introduction, sorry). I’d like to see more positive role models on TV and in films, especially for children, but I’m not sure how to make it happen. Perhaps consumer power can do it. Perhaps if we all took the time to reflect on the messages children receive through the universal babysitter, the media would have to respond in a more responsible way. Any thoughts?

Sunday, June 12, 2005

Strike a Pose

The recent announcement of debt relief for some of Africa's poorest countries is undoubtedly a step in the right direction. It is a very small step.
It is worth considering the deal in a larger perspective:
The debt deal is worth around $1.5bn [annually] - critical money to some very poor countries - but only 3% of total aid flows of $50bn per year.
It's also worth remembering that one of the biggest obstacles ( controlled by the G8) to African economic development is still in place:
Steve Tibbett, of the Make Poverty History campaign, told the BBC News website: "Trade is the biggest issue, where there is the deepest unfairness- it is the root of the problem."
BBC

If Blair and Brown are serious about the economic development of Africa, the protectionist policies of the G8 countries must be addressed. It remains to be seen how much movement there will be in this area.
(It might be worth pointing out that I'm trying to be pragmatic here. In an ideal world, I'd like there to be a much greater restructuring of the rules of the globalised economy. In the meantime, we ought to at least remove our own barriers and practice what we preach.)

Altruism in it's purest form

I was reading an Observer piece on the debt relief deal when I spotted this:
The deal is another example of the new working relationship between Brown and Tony Blair which first emerged when Labour's election campaign faltered. Downing Street was quick to claim some of the credit for Blair, who went to Washington last week for talks with President George Bush. 'Tony goes to Washington and essentially ensures the door is open for the deal we wanted to make this weekend,' said a source. 'It may be possible that Gordon then picks up the ball and runs with it hard, but it's a good one-two: Tony goes to Washington essentially to make all this possible.'
Doesn't that make you proud?

Saturday, June 11, 2005

Good Deed Noticed

In discussion with Blair Necessities*, we came up with an idea to write a series of posts about good deeds which have gone unnoticed. I think it'll be a good antidote to all the cynical critisisms I write about politicians. Once in a while it's a good idea to stop and recognise there are lots of good things happening in the world every day. What I'd really like is for more people to take up the idea and write their own "good deeds noticed" posts occasionaly. If you do, please feel free to let me know. If I get enough interest I'd like to start a good deed blog which posts links to suitable blog posts from as many people as possible. Here's the first post. And now, here's one from me.

H2O and a friend were out walking the friends dog earlier this week. They were walking down a quiet country road when they spotted a sheep and two lambs walking towards them down the middle of the road. They managed to put the dog on it's lead before it had a chance to chase the sheep but sheep being sheep they turned tail and headed off in the other direction up the road. Now, neither H2O or the friend have any experience in dealing with sheep (contrary to popular opinion most people from the Aberdeen area are not farmers and do not have well developed sheep handling abilities) so they were not sure what to do. There was no sign of a farmer. They continued to walk slowly along the road with the sheep and lambs now leading the way. After a while they passed a field with the gate open. It was apparent that this was where the sheep had escaped from but the sheep had already gone past the gate and were heading on up the road.

And that's how it came to pass that H2O and friend became amateur sheep herders for an afternoon. One ran at full speed to overtake the sheep while the other held the dog to stop a full sheep u-turn. After some shouting and general arm waving the sheep were returned to their field and the gate secured. The farmer is still none the wiser about the eventful afternoon had by his sheep and her two lambs.

As I said, I'd be interested if anyone else is interested in posting similar stories. Let me know via the comments or by email if you've writen a good deed noticed post on your blog.

*I've decided to say Blair Necessities so people don't think I mean Mr Evil Emperor Blair.

Brainwashing Babies

Even though I've got nothing to add, I thought this needed more than a link in my linklog (which needs a better name btw, any suggestions?).
Read this:
Marketers see babies' noses as pathway to profits
(via chris at qwghlm).

It'd be funny if it wasn't so (gnnh, I really want to swear here) seriously not funny.

Edit: fixed a duff link. Never let it be said that I don't admit my mistakes (occassionaly).

Friday, June 10, 2005

Fact Free EU Zone

EU finances are not something I can claim to know a great deal about. As usual, it's not going to stop me from expressing an opinion on the subject.
Here's the story.

The first thing is that I can't see any justification for the British rebate. Twenty four nations follow one set of rules but Mrs Thatcher didn't like those rules so we've a special set just for us. We're like the spoilt kid in the class who sulks until they get what they want. The EU would be even more of a mess if every country negotiated the way the UK does. The rules are badly in need of reform and serious negotiations are required from all member states.

But for this man to be leading the calls for the rebate to be scrapped? No, I don't think so. Is he willing to discuss the removal of EU agricultural trade subsidies? Not likely.

This is the one area which could actually make a huge difference in the G8's stated goal of addressing poverty in Africa. I'm not saying that France is the only sticking point but I think it's fair to say that it is the biggest one. The French are apparently not even prepared to discuss reform of the CAP. Well, I'm afraid I find that hypocritical in the extreme (even Blair would struggle to achieve such a level).

So, let's get rid of the ludicrously unfair EU agricultural subsidies, let's put pressure on the US to do the same with their own protectionist agriculture policies, and let's scrap the British rebate. But let's not take advice from a posturing French President who won't even discuss reform of the EU's most indefensible policies.

Update: what some other people say.
The Sharpener (Nosemonkey) : Britain's rebate - A European view
Perfect (Robin) : The common agricultural policy: A ray of hope
And, writing from a country with similar issues to contend with, Hugo Kent : The Rebate Debate

Genuine People Personalities

Well I never!
"At first glance it may look like nothing has changed at all but the bins and benches all have unique personalities. They are what's called "generative" so that over time they develop more and more personality."
Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and all they want me to do is let people sit on me...

Thursday, June 09, 2005

Inadvisable Posting

I'm going to make a prediction but first I need to set the scene. I've been awake for almost 24 hours. I'm trying to readjust my hours of conciousness so that they fit with those of most other people in the UK. At best, I'd say I'm in a dwam. I may have left a couple of ill considered comments as I've travelled the interwebs this afternoon. Ah well, not to worry, I'm still going to make this ill advised, bad taste, and probably quite offensive prediction.

I've been trying to avoid the coverage of the Michael Jackson trial. It's all a bit "media circus" for my liking. Unfortunately, it's pretty much unavoidable, even on BBC news, so I'm aware that the jury is considering it's verdict. It seems to me that the verdict, whatever it is, will in no way prove anything one way or the other. I'm not going to predict the verdict, I'm going more long term. I predict that if Michael Jackson is found guilty, and if he is sent to prison, it will be the first tentative steps in the foundation of a new religion.

OK, I warned you it was inadvisable. Still, if the two conditions are met, I'd say the religion of Jacksonism will be thriving within 20 years or so. Remember to check back in 20 years to congratulate me if I'm right.

I'm switching off my pc now and going to sleep.

Stay in your homes!

This is really just a footnote to this earlier post. In particular it's about this quotation from the front page of the P&J:
But terrorism expert David Capitanchick has warned north-east oil firms could be attacked by anti-capitalist activists. The Aberdeen University academic said multinational oil companies were prime targets for anti-globalisation demonstrations.
I like to google for information about experts when I see them quoted in the local media. In this case I'm also interested because I actually studied terrorism at Aberdeen University in 1996. There are no shocking revelations to be found here but I thought I'd share what I did find. Anyone who's interested can click the permalink for more.

Trivialities
Number 1: It's actually David Capitanchik. The P&J have misspelt his name.

Number 2: Mr Capitanchick is not employed by the University of Aberdeen. He has not been employed there since 1993 (which explains why I didn't recognise his name). He was most recently employed by Robert Gordon University in Aberdeen but he retired in December 2004.

As I said, trivialities, but I thought they were worth correcting. The RGU profile does say "David is now a frequent commentator on current developments in his areas of expertise in both the national and international press." They aren't kidding. Here are some of Mr Capitanchik's comments.

The Times, 31/10/02
“I cannot think of a country where you are guaranteed to be safe...We are vulnerable right here in Britain. It would not take much for a suicide bomber to walk into Selfridges...”
[David points out that we are always vulnerable.]

The Scotsman, 14/04/03
"I wouldn’t be surprised if it was true a number of senior Iraqis had escaped in a convoy of Russian diplomats. Since Saddam came to power the Russians have been very close to his regime. It must be remembered that Saddam owes Russia $12 billion for arms deliveries and economic aid and the two are closely tied through this."
[David comments on the possible location of Saddam and other senior Iraqis]

The Evening Express, 16/12/03 (via google cache)
"Instead of the bloodshed of the Balkans I expect the new Iraq to be more like a devolved Britain."
[David predicts how events will unfold in Iraq. One of the few occassions I can find when David provides an optimistic prediction.]

The Scotsman, 17/09/04
"If it had been terrorists the consequences could have been horrendous. Suicide bombers would have blown themselves up or attacked someone with knives."
[David comments after journalists gain unauthorised access to the Scottish Parliament.]

The Sunday Times, 26/09/04
"It’s no excuse to say that security would have been tighter when the royal family are in residence. The palace is susceptible to a Brighton bombing-style attack, in which a terrorist was able to build a bomb into a wall (in advance)."
[David commenting on a reporter gaining access to Holyroodhouse.]

The Scotsman, 01/04/05
"I was surprised when Gordon Brown encouraged people to join the anti-poverty march which I think is an occasion to worry about."
[David warns against joining the G8 march. A particular favourite of mine, this one.]

Daily Record, 31/05/05
"Given the current terror threat, it would be unreasonable for Britain - the Americans' main coalition partner - to refuse their request."
[David agrees with Blair's decision to allow 2000 heavily armed US Marines to help guard Bush during the G8 summit.]

There are more but I think you get the idea. Doomed, doomed, I tell ye! OK, I suspect the worst that can be definiteively said about Mr Capitanchik is that he's a media rent-a-quote but I wouldn't even be as unkind as to say that. Also, I don't have to. Alan Taylor, writing in The Sunday Herald, comments on the Tartan Bollocks Awards , 2004, "when due recognition is given to stories whose relationship with reality is tenuous to say the least."
In truth, there was never any doubt about whose bollocks would win the top award. Step forward Jason Allardyce of the teuchter edition of the Funday Times. In March, Mr Allardyce reported that “government experts” believed that the Holyrood parliament could be attacked by “a lone terrorist with a lightweight mortar” standing on Salisbury Crags...
Credence was lent to this incredible tale by... rent-an-academic, David Capitanchik, “a terrorism expert” at Robert Gordon University in Aberdeen, who said he expected surveillance of the hills overlooking the parliament site to be stepped up in view of the danger of a mortar attack.
Apparently, “terrorists were most likely to strike during visits by foreign dignitaries and eminent people.... The parliament is exposed,” added Mr Capitanchick observantly, “and if things get really tough for terrorists in London, which they are, and if they see things are not so tight in Edinburgh, they could come here. Al-Qaeda does not know much about devolution. We are as vulnerable in Scotland as any other place in the UK.”
Stay in your homes!

To be a Scotsman

What's going on here then? I hope the blancmanges were watching.
We really do live in interesting times.

There's a story from in the Press and Journal, Wed 8th, 2005, (sadly, the story isn't online) which gives a good illustration of why I worry about the possibility of Scottish independence.
The article is about a Burger King poster used in Hungary which translates as "Burger King is where a Scot takes you for a meal becasue it's so cheap". OK, Burger King is one of those companies I boycott for various reasons, and the slogan doesn't seem particularly funny to me, but it doesn't really bother me much.
The same cannot be said for SNP MSP Bruce Crawford:
"This advert is by no means idiosyncratic [as described by a BK spokesperson]. It demeans the people of Scotland. I hope Burger King in Hungary do not produce any more of their so called idiosyncratic posters demeaning Scotland... This advert is clearly an unfair representation of the Scottish people and needs updating".
He also descibed the advert as a "slap in the face" to the people of Scotland.
I'd say this little episode probably tells us two things.
a) Mr Crawford is taking this advert a bit too seriously. 1
b) MSPs don't really have enough useful things to be getting on with.

Relax guy, it's just a joke. As is this:
Q) Do you know how copper wire was invented?
A) Two Scotsmen were arguing over a penny.

Oh, I've demeaned my country. Outrageous! 2

1: There are lots of valid reasons why MSPs might want to complain about Burger King marketing stragegies. The above just isn't one of them.
2: Please don't misunderstand, I am proud of my country. I am particularly proud of our ability to laugh at ourselves. If only all nations would take the time to do this more often, I feel the world would be a better place.
3
3: This was supposed to be a post with no serious points in it at all. The footnotes put paid to that idea.

Wednesday, June 08, 2005

Quick, before they all go to bed

I've just put up a new post at my blog about myMP, Anne Begg. Anne's official site doesn't look like it's going to be launched for a while yet so I'm going to continue to provide this voluntary service in the meantime.

In other news (ie me, me, me!), I'm having some difficulty in maintaining conciousness at the same time as the rest of the country. Insomnia don't you know. My posts might be slightly out of sync with those of "normal people" for a wee while. In honour of this, I'm going to adopt a new motto:
The early bird may catch the worm but the early worm gets eaten.

One more thing. Recently I've not been managing to respond to as many comments as I'd like. [Insert suitable excuse here.] Sorry about that, normal service will resume shortly.

Anarchic Loon Invasion

The media is becoming increasing obsessed with the potential for public disorder during the G8 protests in July. I've just listened to a good 15 minutes worth of speculation on this very issue on Newsnight Scotland. The first point I should make is that I'm sure there will be a group of people who are intent on causing public disorder during the protests. They will be a tiny minority. The overwhelming majority of people will demonstrate peacefully and lawfully. The media have their own reasons for concentrating their attentions on the extremist fringe, and those reasons are often rather more complicated than a first glance would suggest. I'm going to avoid that particular hot potato for the moment and concentrate on another institution which has a vested interest in overstating the extremist involvement in the protests.

Yes, it's that bastion of honesty and integrity, Her Majesty's Government (forgive me if I'm preaching to the converted here). New Labour under our great leader do not want you to protest in Edinburgh or anywhere else. If a million people turn up only to be told that it's pretty much business as usual, it'll be embarrassing for the government. Blair knows Bush doesn't intend to give the kind of commitment needed to affect radical change. What's more, Blair himself doesn't intend to give that kind of commitment. The recent announcement of an increase in aid to 0.7% of GDP by 2015 is just another example of posture politics. It's a long standing commitment which should have been met years ago. No, the government don't want you there because they'd find it all a bit awkward and uncomfortable.

And so, they are more than happy to play up the extremist fringe elements. It's going to be anarchy out there. Your children will be in danger. Fighting, stone throwing, fires, overturned cars, riots beatings, bombs, tear gas...
Stay in your homes!

And many potential protestors probably will stay at home. This will suit the government right down to the ground. Groundswell, what groundswell?
Y'see, the only way the current situation is going to even begin to change is if a million people do march peacefully on Edinburgh and Gleneagles. This will be something extraordinary, something unique, and something very difficult to ignore. One million people protesting for radical change to the international economic system. The government doesn't want that. They're happy to posture and to tinker round the edges.
So stay in your homes!

Now that you've read the above you're either thinking
a) Tell me something I don't know.
b) I never thought of it like that.
c) Why am I reading this conspiracy nut job's rantings?

If it's c) you should know it's not about to get any better. I'm inclined to believe there's more too it than I've mentioned here, but I'll leave that for another post.
Here's a link to get flavour of it though.

Anyway, the point is that this type of thinking tends to provide a framework for me when I read certain news reports. Yesterdays P&J has a striking headline on it's front page:

Police Will Protect Oil Firms From G8 Attacks
The first minister has told north-east oil firms they will be protected from G8 protesters. During a visit to Aberdeen yesterday, Jack McConnell responded to fears that militant campaigners could target major oil companies as part of anti-capitalism protests timed to coincide with the world leaders' summit being held at Gleneagles in Perthshire next month.
Holy crap, that sounds scary. Stay in your homes!
But wait a minute, Mr McConnell was responding to fears from who exactly?
Perhaps it's these fears:
But terrorism expert David Capitanchick has warned north-east oil firms could be attacked by anti-capitalist activists. The Aberdeen University academic said multinational oil companies were prime targets for anti-globalisation demonstrations.
You see, it's so serious we need to consult an expert in terrorism. Terrorists, activists, protestors, demonstrators, they're all the same, every one intent on coming to blow us to smithereens.
Stay in your homes!

Aberdeen is actually quite a long way from Gleneagles (the hotel is marked A) but I suppose it is convievable that a group of radical activists could make the trip north. Seems an indecently long way to travel when there's so much stuff to blow up in the central belt. Still, it is possible, an expert in terrorism said so.
Stay in your homes! No-one is safe from the anarchic loon invasion.