Wednesday, December 06, 2006

Is this the best headline ever?

That's one really bad case of wind. She probably shouldn't have had the bean curry.

Thank you, thank you. You're a wonderful audience. Have you tried the Chicken in a Basket? Only £2.95 from the buffet bar. Lovely, it is, lovely. I'm here all week, ladies and gentleman. Did I tell you the one about the man who walked into a bar...


1 comment:

Anonymous said...

It's a good headline.

But the competition is long over.

Nothing will ever beat "Super Caley go Ballistic Celtic were Atrocious".